25 Celeb Baby Names Guaranteed to Get Your Kid Bullied

zachnading Published 11/29/2022 in wtf

We've collected another batch of fully incompetent parents who have dubbed their children the absolute worst names imaginable.

Worship these celebs all you want, but it's okay to call them out on being ridiculous parents. Enjoy.

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz have a son named Egypt.
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Bob Geldof and Paula Yates had a kid and named her Little Pixie Frou-Frou Geldof.
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Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein have a daughter named, Cricket Pearl.
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Geri Halliwell and Christian Horner named their daughter Bluebell Madonna.
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Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz named their son Raddix.
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Erykah Badu and The D.O.C. have a kid named Puma Sabti.
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Chief Keef and Lauren Woods have a baby named Sno FilmOn Dot Com. The name was promotion for Keef's album at the time.
8.
Cardi B and Offset named their daughter Kulture Kiari Cephus.
9.
Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' daugher is named Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
10.
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson named their son Ace Knute.
11.
Nicolas cage and Alice Kim have a child name Kal-el.
12.
David Duchovny and Téa Leoni named their kid...KYD.
13.
Liam Payne and Cheryl Tweedy named their kid Bear Payne.
14.
Jamie and Jools Oliver have a kid named Petal Blossom Rainbow.
15.
Lil’ Kim and Mr. Papers named their kid Royal Reign.
16.
Models Lucky Blue Smith and Stormi Bree named their daughter Gravity.
17.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have twins, Moroccan and Monroe.
18.
Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross have a kid named Jagger Snow.
19.
Nick Cannon and ex-girlfriend Brittany Bell have a kid named Golden Cannon.
20.
Victoria's Secret model Romee Strijd along with husband Laurens Van Leeuwen, named their daughter 'Mint.'
21.
Jena Malone and Ethan DeLorenzo named their son Ode Mountain.
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Robert Downey Jr. and Susan Downey have a son named Exton Elias.
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T.I. and Tameka Cottle have a daughter named Heiress Harris.
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Tom Fletcher and Giovanna have a kid named Buzz Michelangelo.
25.
Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor named their son Banjo.

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz have a son named Egypt.
2.
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates had a kid and named her Little Pixie Frou-Frou Geldof.
3.
Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein have a daughter named, Cricket Pearl.
4.
Geri Halliwell and Christian Horner named their daughter Bluebell Madonna.
5.
Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz named their son Raddix.
6.
Erykah Badu and The D.O.C. have a kid named Puma Sabti.
7.
Chief Keef and Lauren Woods have a baby named Sno FilmOn Dot Com. The name was promotion for Keef's album at the time.
8.
Cardi B and Offset named their daughter Kulture Kiari Cephus.
9.
Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' daugher is named Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
10.
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson named their son Ace Knute.
11.
Nicolas cage and Alice Kim have a child name Kal-el.
12.
David Duchovny and Téa Leoni named their kid...KYD.
13.
Liam Payne and Cheryl Tweedy named their kid Bear Payne.
14.
Jamie and Jools Oliver have a kid named Petal Blossom Rainbow.
15.
Lil’ Kim and Mr. Papers named their kid Royal Reign.
16.
Models Lucky Blue Smith and Stormi Bree named their daughter Gravity.
17.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have twins, Moroccan and Monroe.
18.
Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross have a kid named Jagger Snow.
19.
Nick Cannon and ex-girlfriend Brittany Bell have a kid named Golden Cannon.
20.
Victoria's Secret model Romee Strijd along with husband Laurens Van Leeuwen, named their daughter 'Mint.'
21.
Jena Malone and Ethan DeLorenzo named their son Ode Mountain.
22.
Robert Downey Jr. and Susan Downey have a son named Exton Elias.
23.
T.I. and Tameka Cottle have a daughter named Heiress Harris.
24.
Tom Fletcher and Giovanna have a kid named Buzz Michelangelo.
25.
Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor named their son Banjo.

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NEXT GALLERY 41 Darn Fine Randoms For Your Daily Dose

1. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz have a son named Egypt.

2. Bob Geldof and Paula Yates had a kid and named her Little Pixie Frou-Frou Geldof.

3. Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein have a daughter named, Cricket Pearl.

4. Geri Halliwell and Christian Horner named their daughter Bluebell Madonna.

5. Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz named their son Raddix.

6. Erykah Badu and The D.O.C. have a kid named Puma Sabti.

7. Chief Keef and Lauren Woods have a baby named Sno FilmOn Dot Com. The name was promotion for Keef's album at the time.

8. Cardi B and Offset named their daughter Kulture Kiari Cephus.

9. Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' daugher is named Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

10. Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson named their son Ace Knute.

11. Nicolas cage and Alice Kim have a child name Kal-el.

12. David Duchovny and Téa Leoni named their kid...KYD.

13. Liam Payne and Cheryl Tweedy named their kid Bear Payne.

14. Jamie and Jools Oliver have a kid named Petal Blossom Rainbow.

15. Lil’ Kim and Mr. Papers named their kid Royal Reign.

16. Models Lucky Blue Smith and Stormi Bree named their daughter Gravity.

17. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have twins, Moroccan and Monroe.

18. Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross have a kid named Jagger Snow.

19. Nick Cannon and ex-girlfriend Brittany Bell have a kid named Golden Cannon.

20. Victoria's Secret model Romee Strijd along with husband Laurens Van Leeuwen, named their daughter 'Mint.'

21. Jena Malone and Ethan DeLorenzo named their son Ode Mountain.

22. Robert Downey Jr. and Susan Downey have a son named Exton Elias.

23. T.I. and Tameka Cottle have a daughter named Heiress Harris.

24. Tom Fletcher and Giovanna have a kid named Buzz Michelangelo.

25. Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor named their son Banjo.

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1.
Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz have a son named Egypt.

2.
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates had a kid and named her Little Pixie Frou-Frou Geldof.

3.
Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein have a daughter named, Cricket Pearl.

4.
Geri Halliwell and Christian Horner named their daughter Bluebell Madonna.

5.
Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz named their son Raddix.

6.
Erykah Badu and The D.O.C. have a kid named Puma Sabti.

7.
Chief Keef and Lauren Woods have a baby named Sno FilmOn Dot Com. The name was promotion for Keef's album at the time.

8.
Cardi B and Offset named their daughter Kulture Kiari Cephus.

9.
Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' daugher is named Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

10.
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson named their son Ace Knute.

11.
Nicolas cage and Alice Kim have a child name Kal-el.

12.
David Duchovny and Téa Leoni named their kid...KYD.

13.
Liam Payne and Cheryl Tweedy named their kid Bear Payne.

14.
Jamie and Jools Oliver have a kid named Petal Blossom Rainbow.

15.
Lil’ Kim and Mr. Papers named their kid Royal Reign.

16.
Models Lucky Blue Smith and Stormi Bree named their daughter Gravity.

17.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have twins, Moroccan and Monroe.

18.
Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross have a kid named Jagger Snow.

19.
Nick Cannon and ex-girlfriend Brittany Bell have a kid named Golden Cannon.

20.
Victoria's Secret model Romee Strijd along with husband Laurens Van Leeuwen, named their daughter 'Mint.'

21.
Jena Malone and Ethan DeLorenzo named their son Ode Mountain.

22.
Robert Downey Jr. and Susan Downey have a son named Exton Elias.

23.
T.I. and Tameka Cottle have a daughter named Heiress Harris.

24.
Tom Fletcher and Giovanna have a kid named Buzz Michelangelo.

25.
Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor named their son Banjo.